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"The point is, we have to stop doing all the things that we feel obligated to do and start doing things that we want to do. That's why I made this. It's my apocalyst. This is every fantasy I've ever had. Every regret I want to fix. Every wrong I want to right. Every last thing I want to do before things go kaput. I try and do one thing everyday." - Xavier

An apocalyst (also alternatively written as apocalist or apoca-list) is a list of all the things a person wants to do before the imminent destruction of the planet. Similar to a bucket list, but different scenarios.

Bucket List: A list of activities someone wants to do before he or she dies is often called a bucket list, because it is a list of things a person wants to do before he or she "kicks the bucket".

The List

Number Description Status
1 Get my Pilot's License Complete
2
3 Talk to dad Complete
4
5
6
7 Throw Mum a big dam party Complete
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18 Get shot out of a cannon Unknown
19
20 Go on one of those japanese game shows where you ended up naked and covered in goo Unknown
21
22
23
24
25
26

27

28
29
30
31
32
33 Complete the iditarod Unknown
34
35
36
37 Sit court side at Lakers game/Get selfie with Jack Nicholson Pending
38 Run with the Bulls Pending
39 Take batting practice at Dodger Stadium Pending
40 Learn how to throw an American football Pending
41 Try Psychedelics Pending
42 Take in a homeless person Pending
43 Disable a Japanese whaling ship Pending
44 Go to a Hollywood party Pending
45 Read one of my poems infront of a crowd Pending
46 Touch the North Pole Pending
47 Attend an Eyes Wide Shut orgy Pending
48 Make a half court shot Pending
49 Write a Memoir (or Novel) (or Novella) Pending
50
51
52
53
54
55 See the Northern Lights Pending
56 Jump off Dead Man's Cliff Complete
57 Try out for American Ninja Pending
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87 Survive in the wilderness for 2 days with no supplies Pending
88 Take a joy ride with "Big Carl" Complete
89 Look an Elephant in the face Pending
115 Try Bone Marrow Complete
184 Sumo Wrestling Complete
385 Threesome w/ Amy Brenneman + Christiane Amanpour Complete
427 Try world's best scotch Complete
486 Innertube down Mt. Rainer Complete
1257 Have Tea with Judge Judy Pending
1258 Apologize to Evie for Finger debacle Complete
1259 Tell Evie how I really feel. Screw non-monogamy Complete
1272 Try blowfish Complete

Notes

  • In #37 Jack Nicholson owns one of the court side Lakers game seats.
  • In #47 it references a erotica drama film called Eyes Wide Shut.

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