"The point is, we have to stop doing all the things that we feel obligated to do and start doing things that we want to do. That's why I made this. It's my apocalyst. This is every fantasy I've ever had. Every regret I want to fix. Every wrong I want to right. Every last thing I want to do before things go kaput. I try and do one thing everyday." - Xavier
An apocalyst (also alternatively written as apocalist or apoca-list) is a list of all the things a person wants to do before the imminent destruction of the planet. Similar to a bucket list, but different scenarios.
Bucket List: A list of activities someone wants to do before he or she dies is often called a bucket list, because it is a list of things a person wants to do before he or she "kicks the bucket".
The List
| Number | Description | Status |
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| 1 | Get my Pilot's License | Complete |
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| 3 | Talk to dad | Complete |
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| 7 | Throw Mum a big dam party | Complete |
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| 18 | Get shot out of a cannon | Unknown |
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| 20 | Go on one of those japanese game shows where you ended up naked and covered in goo | Unknown |
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| 33 | Complete the iditarod | Unknown |
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| 37 | Sit court side at Lakers game/Get selfie with Jack Nicholson | Pending |
| 38 | Run with the Bulls | Pending |
| 39 | Take batting practice at Dodger Stadium | Pending |
| 40 | Learn how to throw an American football | Pending |
| 41 | Try Psychedelics | Pending |
| 42 | Take in a homeless person | Pending |
| 43 | Disable a Japanese whaling ship | Pending |
| 44 | Go to a Hollywood party | Pending |
| 45 | Read one of my poems infront of a crowd | Pending |
| 46 | Touch the North Pole | Pending |
| 47 | Attend an Eyes Wide Shut orgy | Pending |
| 48 | Make a half court shot | Pending |
| 49 | Write a Memoir (or Novel) (or Novella) | Pending |
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| 55 | See the Northern Lights | Pending |
| 56 | Jump off Dead Man's Cliff | Complete |
| 57 | Try out for American Ninja | Pending |
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| 87 | Survive in the wilderness for 2 days with no supplies | Pending |
| 88 | Take a joy ride with "Big Carl" | Complete |
| 89 | Look an Elephant in the face | Pending |
| 115 | Try Bone Marrow | Complete |
| 184 | Sumo Wrestling | Complete |
| 385 | Threesome w/ Amy Brenneman + Christiane Amanpour | Complete |
| 427 | Try world's best scotch | Complete |
| 486 | Innertube down Mt. Rainer | Complete |
| 1257 | Have Tea with Judge Judy | Pending |
| 1258 | Apologize to Evie for Finger debacle | Complete |
| 1259 | Tell Evie how I really feel. Screw non-monogamy | Complete |
| 1272 | Try blowfish | Complete |
Notes
- In #37 Jack Nicholson owns one of the court side Lakers game seats.
- In #47 it references a erotica drama film called Eyes Wide Shut.